Boxing Day. The day after Christmas when many collectively collapse into a pudding-induced stupor and, if they’re feeling brave, wrestle through the shopping aisles like knights on a festive quest for discounted air fryers. But is there more to Boxing Day than leftover turkey and battling Aunt Gladys for the last Quality Street? Could it be that Boxing Day is secretly a part of the grand tradition of Misrule? Let’s stir the cauldron and find out.
A Quick Refresher on Misrule
Misrule, in case you’ve been snoozing under a Yule log, was the wild, topsy-turvy festival celebrated during the Twelve Days of Christmas. Think of it as medieval Mardi Gras, but with more ale and fewer beads. Masters served servants, peasants became kings, and general chaos reigned supreme. It was a time when the rigid structures of society were turned on their head, if only temporarily, and everyone got a chance to let loose.
Boxing Day, on the other hand, seems tame by comparison. Or does it?
The Origins of Boxing Day: A Dash of Chaos?
The name Boxing Day might conjure images of fisticuffs (which, let’s be honest, could add some spice to family gatherings), but its roots are far less pugilistic. Traditionally, December 26th was the day when the upper classes bestowed “Christmas boxes” upon their servants and tradespeople, filled with money, food, or small gifts. It was essentially a tip for not burning the roast or letting the lord’s prized goose escape.
But here’s the twist: Boxing Day was also the servants’ turn to relax and, if they were lucky, engage in their own brand of revelry. Think of it as a mini Misrule for the working class. While the lords and ladies nursed their Christmas hangovers, the help took over, probably with a cheeky ale or two.

Boxing Day Sales: The Modern Misrule
Fast forward to today, and Boxing Day has evolved into a gladiatorial sport. The tradition of giving has been replaced by the tradition of grabbing—discounted TVs, half-price sweaters, and whatever other bargains we can carry in our trembling arms.
Is this not a kind of Misrule? For one glorious day, the polite rules of shopping are tossed aside. Elders and toddlers alike become ferocious warriors in the name of 70% off. Shopping etiquette? Forget it. Misrule lives on in the battle for the last air fryer.
The Spirit of Leftovers: Culinary Chaos
Then there’s the feasting. Misrule was known for indulgence, and Boxing Day delivers that in spades. It’s the day when anything in the fridge becomes fair game. Turkey curry? Sure. Mince pie sandwich? Why not? A questionable trifle concoction that no one dares identify? Absolutely. It’s a culinary free-for-all, and if that’s not chaotic energy, I don’t know what is.
And let’s not forget the real Misrule twist: the family arguments over who gets the last pigs in blankets. The Lord of Misrule himself would approve.

Boxing Day Traditions: Subtle Acts of Rebellion
Boxing Day also has a long history of low-key rebellion. It’s the day when the servants (now figuratively speaking) get their due. The rich and powerful retreat to their mansions while the rest of us hit the pubs, watch football, or flop onto the sofa in glorious defiance of productivity. The mere act of doing absolutely nothing after a month of forced cheer and endless to-do lists feels downright revolutionary.
Even the traditional Boxing Day activities have a whiff of Misrule about them. Take the Boxing Day Hunt, for example. In its heyday, it was a grand event for the upper crust to gallop around the countryside chasing foxes. But let’s be honest—any tradition involving people dressing up and blowing horns while yelling “Tally-ho!” is inherently ridiculous. It’s chaos, just with more tweed.

Boxing Day and the Twelve Days of Christmas
Historically, Boxing Day falls squarely within the Twelve Days of Christmas, that stretch of time between Christmas and Epiphany when mischief, merriment, and a touch of the absurd were encouraged. It’s a season of feasting, revelry, and, yes, a bit of rule-breaking.
In some ways, Boxing Day is the perfect modern embodiment of Misrule. It’s a day when social norms loosen, whether it’s a rugby scrum in the electronics aisle or a marathon of terrible Christmas films while you eat cheese straight from the block. Sure, it lacks the outright role reversals of medieval times, but the spirit of letting loose and embracing a bit of chaos is alive and well.
A Wayward Witch’s Guide to Boxing Day Misrule
So, how can we embrace the Misrule spirit on Boxing Day? Glad you asked. Here are some wayward suggestions:
- Reverse the Roles: Take a page from history and swap jobs with someone in your household. Let the kids cook breakfast (supervised, of course), or have the dog take you for a walk. Bonus points if it leads to hilarious disaster.
- Feast Like a Lunatic: Go full Misrule with your leftovers. Create the most outrageous combinations you can think of. Cranberry sauce on pizza? Trifle-stuffed Yorkshire puddings? Let your culinary imagination run wild.
- Declare a New Lord of Misrule: Appoint someone in your household to be the day’s ruler. Their word is law—within reason. Watch as power goes straight to their head.
- Reclaim the Sofa Throne: Plant yourself in the comfiest spot with a pile of snacks and declare it your sovereign right. Anyone who tries to unseat you must perform a forfeit.
- Stage a Boxing Day Battle: Whether it’s a pillow fight, a snowball skirmish, or a board game war, channel that chaotic energy into something (mostly) harmless.

The Magick of Boxing Day
For witches, Boxing Day offers a unique opportunity to harness the leftover energy of the season. It’s a time for releasing the stress of the year and embracing the chaos with a wink and a smirk. Try these spells for a touch of Boxing Day magick:
- The Leftover Feast Spell: Use the scraps from your Christmas dinner to create an offering for abundance and gratitude. Light a candle, say a few words of thanks, and let the magick simmer (along with your turkey soup).
- Chaos Sigils: Draw a sigil to capture the wild, carefree energy of Boxing Day. Use it to remind yourself to embrace spontaneity and let go of perfection.
- Reversal Ritual: On this day of role-swapping, write down one habit or thought pattern you want to reverse. Burn the paper and scatter the ashes, releasing the old to make way for the new.
Boxing Day: Misrule Reimagined
So, is Boxing Day part of Misrule? Maybe not officially, but it’s hard to deny the mischievous energy that bubbles just beneath the surface. Whether you’re diving into sales, feasting on bizarre leftover concoctions, or just taking the day to revel in glorious laziness, there’s a hint of rebellion in the air.
Boxing Day reminds us that the holiday season isn’t just about perfection and tradition. It’s also about letting loose, breaking the rules (just a little), and finding joy in the unexpected. And if that’s not the essence of Misrule, I don’t know what is.
So, grab your turkey sandwich, pop on your silliest Christmas jumper, and toast to the day of leftover revelry. Boxing Day may not be officially part of Misrule, but it’s certainly the next best thing. Cheers to chaos, feasting, and a little holiday anarchy!




